Johnny And A Girl Are Playing
Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, “I have one of these and you don’t.” The little girl…
Johnny Got On The Bus
A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backwards. The little Johnny asked why…
81-Year-Old Man Walks Into Guitar Store And Owner Quickly Figures Out He Is No Ordinary Customer
Some say with older age should come limitations in wearing skinny jeans, listening to heavy metal music, and watching cartoons. If you’re part of the so-called minority…
A man goes into his favorite bar and sees a jar of money on the counter with the word “win” printed on it
A man goes into his favorite bar and sees a jar of money on the counter with the word “win” printed on it.What’s this about?” he asks…
Sue phones her husband at work,” Dan, do you have time for a chat?”
Sue phones her husband at work,” Dan, do you have time for a chat?” “Sorry, darling, this is not a good time – I’m about to go…
One day a big sweaty woman walks into bar
One day this big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as…
A Polish Man Had Married A Canadian Girl
A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for a year or so and although his English was far from perfect,…
The nurse asked the patient to remove his clothing
“In front of you”?”, he asks, shyly. The nurse says, “Well no, but I’ve seen the naked human body before.” The patient said, “Not one like mine….
I’m Positive You Will Not Know What This Is. Go Ahead And Prove Me Wrong (If You Can)
One thing we can always be certain of is that things change over time. Nothing can stop this from happening. People change, technology changes, situations change as…
Woman Refuses To Add Boyfriend’s Name To House Contract — He Becomes Angry And Stops Talking To Her
When it comes to finances, relationships can go through a lot of challenges. This fact is true especially when one partner earns more than the other. When…