Two older women were outside their nursing home, having a sm*ke, when it started to rain

Two older women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her c*garette, and continued smoking.

First Lady: Whats that? Second Lady: A condom. This way my cigarette doesnt get wet. First Lady: Where did you get it? Second Lady : You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. Doesn’t matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

Related Posts

A farmer found black eggs and when THIS hatched he was seriously scared!

American farmer John owns a vast piece of land that includes his cozy home, a vibrant vegetable garden, and a flourishing orchard. Right next to his house,…

Coach Was Furious When His Players Disrespected National Anthem, So He Does THIS To Teach Them A Lesson!

Rude players showed disrespect during the National Anthem. Now watch what the coach does This is how you coach basketball. It begins before you even touch the…

He Puts a Ring from a Tree Trunk on a Record Player. This Is the Most Extraordinary Sound of Nature I Have Ever Heard.

So much beauty surrounds us in nature, from the animal kingdom to the plant kingdom. People are most appreciative of what they see in nature, but not…

Waitress gets ‘$0’ tip on ‘$187’ bill, turns heads after making Facebook post ,in response.

If you choose to enter the restaurant industry, particularly as a waiter or waitress, you should be aware of the challenges that come with it. These include…

A Father’s Incredible Journey: Reuniting with His Long-Lost Son

Daniel’s journey is a poignant reminder of the resilience of the human spirit and the enduring power of love. From the depths of heartbreak to the heights…

The “Boy Scouts” have lost fourteen sponsors just since the announcement of changing their name.

The “Boy Scouts” have lost fourteen sponsors just since the announcement of changing their name. The “Boy Scouts” have lost fourteen sponsors just since the announcement of…