Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown

Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

“Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?”

The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out “352!” He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep. “I’ll take this one,” she says proudly. “It’s the cutest!” “Hey lady,” says the shepherd, “if I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?”

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