Sarah Gilbert Says Roseanne Ruined Her Life: “Nobody Will Hire Me”

Roseanne’s return to the spotlight has been a joy to watch. But few people are paying attention to the “woke” crowd left in her wake.

After a jury handed her control of “The Conners,” she tossed the show in the trash and used her newfound influence to make sure nobody would hire anyone who refused to back her.

Sarah Gilbert, who plays Darlene, was on the top of the list.

“I can’t believe she’s being so petty,” said Gilbert, “Nobody will hire me. All I did was call her a racist like everyone else. I mean, I also too her job, but that’s a different issue. She didn’t need it anymore.”

Gilbert has apparently been looking for a new gig for about two months to no avail. “She’s not exactly A’list,” said Kevin Sorbo, “she had a spot on Big Bang, the child actress thing on Roseanne, and like one other thing ever. Who will even remember her?”

“I always have to ask who she is,” said Gina Carano, “she’s got that familiar face. Like…’wasn’t she in that one show for a season?’ type looks.” Carano says she doubts someone with such a myopic life-view will ever be taken seriously.

Roseanne’s spokesman said she couldn’t care less if Darlene goes broke.

Related Posts

Scientists Are Encouraging Parents To Keep Their

If you have children, you likely remember the moment when they lost their first tooth. They wait in anticipation for the tooth fairy to come and snatch…

Actions To Take If You Discover a Tick in Your

How to Deal With Ticks in Your Home Ticks are microscopic bloodsucking parasites that live in forests, meadows, and gardens. They can also invade homes, especially if…

The Trials and Triumphs of Blended

When a 35-year-old woman and her husband received the joyous news that they were expecting a baby, their hearts brimmed with happiness. However, their elation soon turned…

Mom Leaves Note On “Disrespectful” Son’s Door, And Now It’s Going Viral

Being a parent to a cocky, disrespectful teenager is far from easy, and different parents have different approaches to get their children to behave. One mom, Heidi Johnson, wrote a handwritten letter to her son,…

The Old House That Stole Hearts

Bringing New Life to a Forgotten Gem Have you ever walked past an old house, seemingly forgotten and crumbling away? Most people would hardly give it a…

Barack and Michelle Obama

A potential divorce between Barack and Michelle Obama could have significant financial and legal implications .     Their joint ventures, including bestselling memoirs like Becoming and…