Funny Joke – Cross The River
Three men are trying to cross a river. The first one prays and says, “Please give me the strength to cross this river.” Poof! He grows huge…
A woman arrived at a party.
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is…
DIRTY OLD MEN
An elderly man has owned this large farm in Louisiana for many years. Right at the back of the farm, there is a large pond that is…
Funny – The Teacher was trying to teach her kindergartners to use ‘big people’ words
A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk….
Story ‣ A Guy Asked a Girl in The Library
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want to…
SISTER BARBARA
Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent….
Humor: A new supermarket opened near my house
A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound…
Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year.
Edna always replied, ‘I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks’ One year Buddy and Edna went to the…
The Deaf Accountant And The Missing Money
So there’s a deaf accountant who works for the mafia. One day, the king pin mafioso is checking out the books and notices there’s a million dollars…
CIever Wife Keeps Promise To Husband Who Asked To Be Buried With .…
There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money….