A Poorly Dressed Woman Entered A Fancy Restaurant
The woman was wearing a ragged old dress and had a sloppy look. The hostess immediately ran up to her not even trying to hide her disgust….
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning
After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. I’m not going.” “Why not?” “Well, I’ll give…
Two men are having golf
Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and…
Teacher Has Hilarious Reply When Asked Why Teachers Drink.
There is a group of people who have some problems that are very unique. These are the people who are responsible for shaping the next generation and…
I laughed with tears all day after reading this joke
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she…
Social Sécurity Application
After retiring, I went to the Social Securiy office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify…
Funny – 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid” Convention.
The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A blonde carefully works…
Funny – A blonde girl goes to the council
An blonde girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. “How many children?” asks the council worker. “10” replies the blonde girl. “10???” says the…
Funny Joke ‣ Camping Holiday Reservation
A rather old fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language, was planning a weeks holiday in Sydney with her husband. So she wrote…
The Stud Rooster At A Poultry Farm Is Getting Old
Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is mine now!” The old rooster says,…