The little girl looks at Mummy’s “report card”
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “How old are you?” “Honey, you are…
Her husband asks a very important question during the class
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly,…
Wife wants to drive New Car
Wife wants to drive New Car. A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession even…
Agnes married and had 13 children
Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this…
A young man met a beautiful girl
A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that…
He notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone. He…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked…
A man goes into his favorite bar and sees a jar of money on the counter with the word “win” printed on it
What’s this about?” he asks the bartender. “That’s our monthly contest. You put in a $20 entry fee and then perform the three acts. If you complete…
A boy is about to go on his first date
He asks his father for advice. The father replies: “My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy.” The boy picks…
One day a big sweaty woman walks into bar
One day this big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as…