HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her,…
A few months after his parents were divorced
A few months after his parents were divorced. little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, ”I need a man,…
Dress of love – Funny Joke Of The Day
A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple’s house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying…
The little girl looks at Mummy’s “report card”
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “How old are you?” “Honey, you are…
Her husband asks a very important question during the class
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly,…
Wife wants to drive New Car
Wife wants to drive New Car. A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession even…
Agnes married and had 13 children
Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this…
A young man met a beautiful girl
A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that…
He notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone. He…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked…