Funny phone call
There are a bunch of guys in a golf club locker room. A cell phone rings, a man answers it, puts it on speaker, and starts talking….
The pilot complains about the airmans attitude, but his comeback is priceless
US Air Force Lockheed C-141 Starlifter is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot’s pre-flight check, he discovers that the latrine holding…
Woman’s husband is in a coma and she never leaves his side. Gasps when she hears these 5 words from him.
Just a joke. No hard feelings!A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside…
A man is in bed with his wife
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3:30…
An Young Lady Settled Down In Her Local Train Seat
After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the…
67 Year Old Lady Gets Visited By A Jehova’s Witness
An older lady was doing some household chores on a beautiful Sunday morning, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring. She opened the door to see a…
Funny Joke ‣ Unorthodox Methods
A man walks into his doctor’s office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, “I can’t talk! Help me!” The…
A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings
A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The girl is just hopping out so she says, “I’ll get it”. She…
A girlfriend and boyfriend
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom. “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”…
Charlie was responsible for taking up the offerings at a local church.
One Sunday, after the service, the priest counted the money and found there was less than anticipated, given the size of the congregation. He took Charlie aside…