The last hotel
Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken.When he finally got to the last hotel, he…
Four Little Animals
A teacher asked her class, “What do you want out of life?” A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, “All I want…
Funny phone call
There are a bunch of guys in a golf club locker room. A cell phone rings, a man answers it, puts it on speaker, and starts talking….
The pilot complains about the airmans attitude, but his comeback is priceless
US Air Force Lockheed C-141 Starlifter is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot’s pre-flight check, he discovers that the latrine holding…
Woman’s husband is in a coma and she never leaves his side. Gasps when she hears these 5 words from him.
Just a joke. No hard feelings!A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside…
A man is in bed with his wife
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3:30…
An Young Lady Settled Down In Her Local Train Seat
After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the…
67 Year Old Lady Gets Visited By A Jehova’s Witness
An older lady was doing some household chores on a beautiful Sunday morning, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring. She opened the door to see a…
Funny Joke ‣ Unorthodox Methods
A man walks into his doctor’s office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, “I can’t talk! Help me!” The…
A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings
A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The girl is just hopping out so she says, “I’ll get it”. She…