Agnes married and had 13 children
Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this…
A young man met a beautiful girl
A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that…
He notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone. He…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked…
A man goes into his favorite bar and sees a jar of money on the counter with the word “win” printed on it
What’s this about?” he asks the bartender. “That’s our monthly contest. You put in a $20 entry fee and then perform the three acts. If you complete…
A boy is about to go on his first date
He asks his father for advice. The father replies: “My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy.” The boy picks…
One day a big sweaty woman walks into bar
One day this big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as…
A man is driving with his wife
A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat. The women just won’t leave him alone. His mother-in-law says, “You’re…
A mail from neighbor
A man walks into his office box on a Monday morning. He checks his e-mails and sees one from his neighbor. it reads, “Do you have any…
A husband and wife are shopping
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you…