Kyle Rittenhouse Registers a Lien Against Whoopi Goldberg’s Malibu Home for $22 Million

We sent ALLOD Correspondent Skip Tetheludah to Malibu to get a general idea of the sellability of the mansion and to see if he could sneak a word with Ms. Goldberg. Unfortunately, the neighborhood listed doesn’t actually exist in Malibu.

“It’s most likely a misinformation campaign and cover by a shell corporation to cover up the pedophile ring and human trafficking organization run by meth cooks in the basement,” said Skip, who hasn’t been taking his medication, “I’ve already approached the area with an assault rifle and several magazines but again, there’s just literally nothing there.”

Golberg has long been accused of mixing it up with the global cabal. Hopefully, Kyle Rittenhouse can expose it once he owns the place. God Bless America.

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