Husband notices wife wearing a diamond necklace

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?” She replies, “I won it in a rate at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.” The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet.

Her husband asks, “Where did you get the bracelet?” She replies, “I won it in a ra몭e at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.” The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat.
He says, “I suppose you won that in a ra몭e at work?” She replies, “Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper.” Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is
only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, “HEY! There’s only an inch of water in the tub.” He replies, “I didn’t want you to get your ra몭e ticket wet.”

Related Posts

A farmer found black eggs and when THIS hatched he was seriously scared!

American farmer John owns a vast piece of land that includes his cozy home, a vibrant vegetable garden, and a flourishing orchard. Right next to his house,…

Coach Was Furious When His Players Disrespected National Anthem, So He Does THIS To Teach Them A Lesson!

Rude players showed disrespect during the National Anthem. Now watch what the coach does This is how you coach basketball. It begins before you even touch the…

He Puts a Ring from a Tree Trunk on a Record Player. This Is the Most Extraordinary Sound of Nature I Have Ever Heard.

So much beauty surrounds us in nature, from the animal kingdom to the plant kingdom. People are most appreciative of what they see in nature, but not…

Waitress gets ‘$0’ tip on ‘$187’ bill, turns heads after making Facebook post ,in response.

If you choose to enter the restaurant industry, particularly as a waiter or waitress, you should be aware of the challenges that come with it. These include…

A Father’s Incredible Journey: Reuniting with His Long-Lost Son

Daniel’s journey is a poignant reminder of the resilience of the human spirit and the enduring power of love. From the depths of heartbreak to the heights…

The “Boy Scouts” have lost fourteen sponsors just since the announcement of changing their name.

The “Boy Scouts” have lost fourteen sponsors just since the announcement of changing their name. The “Boy Scouts” have lost fourteen sponsors just since the announcement of…