He saw six feet in bed..

In this joke, a wife finds herself in a comical predicament involving her lover and her husband’s unexpected return home.

A wife and her lover are caught off guard when they hear the husband’s key in the door while they’re in bed together. Quick on her feet, the wife reassures her lover, confident that her husband is too intoxicated to notice.

Despite the wife’s assurances, the husband stumbles into bed and, in his intoxicated state, notices something amiss. Through his haze, he observes six feet at the end of the bed, prompting him to question his wife about the unexpected presence.

In a humorous attempt to deflect her husband’s suspicions, the wife dismisses his observation, attributing it to his inebriation. She urges him to get out of bed and reassess the situation from a different angle, confident in her ruse.

As the husband complies and counts the feet again, he realizes his mistake, acknowledging his miscount to his wife’s amusement. The joke concludes with a lighthearted twist, leaving room for laughter at the humorous mix-up.

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