Funny Joke ‣ Dumb And Dumber

Two professors were arguing over which one had the dumber child.

Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot.

The first professor yells, “There is no way that your son is dumber. My son has to be THE stupidest kid on Earth.”

The other professor says, “No way, Jose. My son is the bigger idiot.”

The first one says, “Let me prove it to you. Hey Jake! (Jake comes running) I don’t know if I left myself at the office or not. Would you run there and find out? If I’m there then tell me to come home and eat dinner.”

The son says, gleefully, “Sure dad,” and runs off.

The second professor, not to be outdone says, “Oh Yes! Watch this! Hey Sam! Come here! (Sam runs to his father) Here are two dimes. With one buy a car and with the other buy a microwave.”

Sam says, “OK,” and leaves. The professors keep arguing.

Jake and Sam meet in the street and they start arguing which one has the dumber father.

Jake says, “Listen up. My father told me to find out if he is at the office or not. Well, all he had to do was to call the office and find out himself. Two minutes and he would have been done. That is stupid if I’ve ever heard it.”

Sam says, “Well, that is nothing. My dad told me to buy a car with one dime, and a microwave with the other dime. But he didn’t tell me which dime was for the car and which one for the microwave!”

Related Posts

What my MIL left in my nightstand is in the

Nadia, a loving wife and mother, always sensed tension with her mother-in-law, Cynthia. This strain grew until an unexpected discovery revealed the truth and paved the way…

Julia’s Secret: A Journey of Love and Redemption

Julia, a successful art gallery owner, is engaged to the kind-hearted Michael, who has two children from a previous marriage. They are busy planning their wedding when…

10 Methods for Treating Body Acne

“Many people suffer from body acne. Acne affects 9.4% of the world’s population, according to research. It is usual to have them, yet they might cause some…

This woman chose to offer a pretzel and a coffee to a homeless man

Certainly, no one wants to be a beggar, living off what others give them. It’s a difficult life that would be hard for anyone to endure. Most…

She Never Got Married and Now We Know Why…

Being famous doesn’t always mean finding love and getting married. Some renowned women have embraced their single lives and achieved great success. Susan Boyle became an overnight…

THE WALTONS (1972–1981) Cast THEN and NOW,Who Is not WIth Us After 51 Years?

“The Waltons,” released in 1972, remains a timeless classic cherished for its portrayal of a close-knit family navigating life’s challenges during the Great Depression and World War…