I was travelling around the orient and found this old oil lamp
This guy pulled up to the bar in a brand new Cadillac. He gets out, walks inside, pulls out a rolls of twenties and starts buying everybody…
A guy asks his girlfriend for a dirty favor
One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home.After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a…
A Blonde Arrived For Her First Golf
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do.The blonde did…
Dress of love – Funny Joke Of The Day
A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple’s house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying…
A Woman Was In A Coma – Until The NurseSuggested Her Husband Do This…
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was…
Henry, mom and the math homework
Henry was doing maths homework, saying to himself… “2+5, the son of a b**ch is 7” “3+6, the son of a b**ch is 9″ His mother heard…
The biker had a chat to this hot woman in a bar – it changed his perspective
A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to…
Woman Responds To This Letter Left By Her Husband.
My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with…
I was travelling around the orient and found this old oil lamp
This guy pulled up to the bar in a brand new Cadillac. He gets out, walks inside, pulls out a rolls of twenties and starts buying everybody…
rectal thermometer
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on…