One day at school, little Charlie needed to go to the restroom quite urgently. He raised his hand. The strict substitute teacher asked him to say the…

Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken.When he finally got to the last hotel, he…

A teacher asked her class, “What do you want out of life?” A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, “All I want…

There are a bunch of guys in a golf club locker room. A cell phone rings, a man answers it, puts it on speaker, and starts talking….

US Air Force Lockheed C-141 Starlifter is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot’s pre-flight check, he discovers that the latrine holding…

Just a joke. No hard feelings!A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside…

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3:30…

After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the…

An older lady was doing some household chores on a beautiful Sunday morning, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring. She opened the door to see a…