A very flat-chested woman

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to town in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, “Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?

”The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store in town,

she had become annoyed so she drove to the supermarket. Marching up to the sales clerk,

she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, “Do you have anything for this? ”The lady looked closely at her and replied, “Have you tried Clearasil? ”A very flat-chested woman.

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