A Polish Man Had Married A Canadian Girl

A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for a year or so and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on well.

One day, though, he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked if he could arrange for a divorce for him….”very quick!!!” The lawyer explained that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked these questions:

Lawyer; “Have you any grounds?!”

Polish man; “An acre and a half and a nice 3 bedroom house!!”

Lawyer; “No, I mean what is the foundation of the case?!”

Polish man; “It is made of concrete, bricks and mortar!!”

Lawyer; “Does either of you have a real grudge?

Polish man; “No, we have a carport…

don’t need a grudge!!”

Lawyer; “I mean, what are your relations like?!”

Polish man; “All my relations live in Poland!!”

Lawyer; “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?!”

Polish man; “Yes…

we have hi-fidelity stereo set and DVD player with 6.1 surround sound!!”

Lawyer; “No, I mean does your wife beat you up?!”

Polish man; “No, I’m always up before her!!”

Lawyer; “why do you want this divorce?!”

Polish man; “She is going to kill me!!!!”

Lawyer; “What makes you think that?!”

Polish man; “I got proof!!”

Lawyer; “What kind of proof?!”

Polish man; “She going to poison me. She buy bottle at drug store and I read label. It say…

POLISH REMOVER!!!

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