A teacher asked her class, “What do you want out of life?”
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, “All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says”.
The teacher asked, “Really and what four little animals would that be?”
The little girl said, “A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it.”
The teacher got a coughing fit and had to leave the room.
The front doors of the resort slid open with a soft hiss, and I stepped into the cold air-conditioned lobby that smelled like sunscreen and cut roses….
I don’t remember the crash. Not exactly. There was rain—gentle at first, then relentless, drumming like fingertips across the windshield. I remember my mom laughing beside me….
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