HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her,

comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her,

listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Arrive n****ked… with beer.

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