Breaking: NFL Declines Kaepernick’s Request to Return, Suggests He Pursue Shampoo Endorsements Instead
In a move that has left many scratching their heads (and not because of dandruff), the NFL has responded to Colin Kaepernick’s plea to return to the…
John Elway Lays Down The Law: ‘Kneel On My Field And You’re Fired On The Spot’
John Elway, former Super Bowl-winning quarterback and Head of Football Operations for the Denver Broncos, has laid down some ground rules for the upcoming season of the…
Four Young Girls Sing the National Anthem – NFL Crowd Goes Wild
We all have heard the “Star Spangled Banner” sung many times in many different ways before sporting events, but here’s a unique version that I hope will…
Whoopi, Joy, and Sunny All Say They’ll Quit “Immediately” If The View Adds Candace Owens
Candace Owens scares the women of “The View.” The trio of twisted leftists that is Whoopi, Joy, and Sunny have made it clear: If the network hires…
Another Celeb Announces She Is Leaving The Country
After her circus of a legal case against actor Johnny Depp, Amber Heard has been staying in Spain decompressing. And it appears that Heard has found a…
‘The Five’ Makes Television History, Becomes First Non-Primetime Program To Rank Number One In Viewers For A Full Year
Fox News continues to dominate the ratings leaving rivals MSNBC and CNN in the dust. Fox News delivered the third highest-rated year ever in cable news history…
Declined: ABC Won’t Renew Whoopi Goldberg’s Contract – “It’s Time She Moves On”
According to an exclusive report from The Dunning Kruger Times, Whoopi Goldberg is at the end of her run with The View: They didn’t fire her. They…
Kathy Griffin Files for Bankruptcy Just One Month After Messing With Elon Musk
Shortly after Elon Musk tossed a billion dollars in lawsuits against Kathy Griffin, she begged him to stop. She cried that it was all just a joke….
Lia Thomas Bows Out of Competitive Swimming, Says “Nobody Wants Me On Their Team”
Lia Thomas, a well-known swimmer, made the unexpected and intensely emotional decision to give up competitive swimming, citing an emotionally taxing journey and a sense of loneliness…
Sign On KFC Front Door Sparks Outrage, Restaurant’s Response Is Priceless
In Gallipolis, Ohio, a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant has taken an extraordinary step that’s warmed the hearts of many and sparked a viral sensation. As customers walked…