A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want to…

Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent….

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound…

Edna always replied, ‘I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks’ One year Buddy and Edna went to the…

So there’s a deaf accountant who works for the mafia. One day, the king pin mafioso is checking out the books and notices there’s a million dollars…

There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money….

The passengers on the bus watched sympathetically as the attractive young woman with the white cane made her way carefully up the steps. She paid the driver…

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in two’s for the day. That night one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight…

One of my teachers had each one of us bring a clear plastic bag and a sack of potatoes. For every person we’d refuse to forgive in…