I laughed with tears all day after reading this joke
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she…
Social Sécurity Application
After retiring, I went to the Social Securiy office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify…
Funny – 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid” Convention.
The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A blonde carefully works…
Funny – A blonde girl goes to the council
An blonde girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. “How many children?” asks the council worker. “10” replies the blonde girl. “10???” says the…
Funny Joke ‣ Camping Holiday Reservation
A rather old fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language, was planning a weeks holiday in Sydney with her husband. So she wrote…
The Stud Rooster At A Poultry Farm Is Getting Old
Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is mine now!” The old rooster says,…
Funny Joke – Cross The River
Three men are trying to cross a river. The first one prays and says, “Please give me the strength to cross this river.” Poof! He grows huge…
A woman arrived at a party.
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is…
DIRTY OLD MEN
An elderly man has owned this large farm in Louisiana for many years. Right at the back of the farm, there is a large pond that is…
Funny – The Teacher was trying to teach her kindergartners to use ‘big people’ words
A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk….