Funny Joke ‣ The Retired
Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing…
THE MOST DEVIOUS MAID EVER. THIS IS WHY CHEATERS NEVER WIN.
This Woman Was About To Refuse Her Maid A Raise, But Then She Said This. The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset. She…
BLONDE’S WALK TO HEAVEN (FUNNY STORY)
BLONDE’S WALK TO a redhead all heaven though, steps, each containing a joke. The trick is that they must not laugh. The brunette goes first and laughs…
Story ‣ How Poor We Are
One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing his son how…
A man is in bêd with his wife and…
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3:30 in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls…
THE SILENT TREATMENT
The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that…
An Young Lady Settled Down In Her Local Train Seat
After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the…
Blueberry Hill (Funny Joke)
A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of blueberry…
Boy tricked Girl (Funny Story)
Boy: I’ll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole. Girl: ok. (climbs the flagpole) Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb…
Moral Story Student Learns Of a Greed
A student asked his teacher, “What is Greed?” The teacher said, “In order to answer your question, go through the chocolate factory next to our school and…