81-Year-Old Man Can’t Buy Food for His Old Dog, ‘I’ll Pay For It,’ a Squeaky Voice Says — Story of the Day
An old man at a supermarket was heartbroken when he could not afford pet food for his old dog. He lost hope in humanity after the cashier…
Bernedoodle melts 7M hearts hugging his little brother after school
He waits outside the school bus every day for his favorite boy to arrive. This is the most lovely view to anticipate every day when you go…
Ted and his wife were working in their garden
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your b*tt is getting really big, I…
The pólicé were called to a female gym
The female manager ran out to greet the two male officers as they exited their vehicle. “Please, come quickly.” She said in horror, “We’ve found a peep…
A woman is tested at the Gates of Heaven – then her husband arrives
A woman died and went to heaven… She got to the pearly gates to find an angel waiting. “What do I have to do to get in?,”…
A Blonde Is Swimming In A River
A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.” The…
After driving for about sixteen hours a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while
After driving for about sixteen hours a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken…
It was AD 1095 and all the good knights were leaving for the Crusades
It was AD 1095 and all the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of…
Guy gets even with his wife in a crazy way
One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t…
The Strange New Doctor Has A Funny Cure
A woman went to the doctor’s office and is seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she started…