Grandpa was telling his young grandson
Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy. “In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. In the summer…
Funny Joke – Redhead Woma
A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since…
Wife Asked Her Husband A Question In A Very Seductive Way.
“With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband Have you ever seen $20 all crumpled up?” “No”, said her husband. She gave him a s*xy…
Woman Scoffs At 6 Year-Old’s Prayer – His Response Is Perfect
As the family bowed their heads, the boy said, “God is good. God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more…
I was travelling around the orient and found this old oil lamp
This guy pulled up to the bar in a brand new Cadillac. He gets out, walks inside, pulls out a rolls of twenties and starts buying everybody…
A guy asks his girlfriend for a dirty favor
One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home.After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a…
A Blonde Arrived For Her First Golf
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do.The blonde did…
Dress of love – Funny Joke Of The Day
A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple’s house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying…
A Woman Was In A Coma – Until The NurseSuggested Her Husband Do This…
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was…
Henry, mom and the math homework
Henry was doing maths homework, saying to himself… “2+5, the son of a b**ch is 7” “3+6, the son of a b**ch is 9″ His mother heard…